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Taking his seat on a plane one day, Robert was overjoyed to see a beautiful woman making her way toward the seat next to him. Eager to get her talking, he asked, "So where are you flying to today?"
"I'm heading for the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Las Vegas," she said with a smile.
Robert was even happier. A beautiful woman, right next to him on the plane, and she was going to a Nymphomaniac Convention! "What will you do at the convention?" he asked, trying not to show his excitement.
"I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality," she explained.
"What myths are those?" he asked.
"Well, one myth says African-American males are the most well-endowed, when actually it is Native American men who are most likely to possess this trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, but research shows that the best lovers are Jewish men." Suddenly she became embarrassed. "I'm sorry. I know this topic must sound a little strange. I don't even know your name!"
The man held out his hand to her. "It's Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."